Nintendo, Your Cat Mario Show Is Weird
Published: January 01, 0001
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Yesterday Nintendo premiered the Cat Mario Show on the eShop in Europe. It’s an edutainment show aimed at kids who want to learn facts about Nintendo properties. It’s also mildly terrifying for reasons I can’t quite explain.
Here are some things I learned from The Cat Mario Show 1. Cat Mario and Cat Peach are British. No longer does Mario talk like a broad Italian stereotype, but like your brother-in-law Tom from Sussex. I did 
not see this on the Super Mario wiki, but must assume it is canon.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1607157252","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"nintendo","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); 2. The cat suit also seems to have warped their vocal chords. They speak in a high, reedy, helium-fueled pitch. Nothing can exhaust their energy. They will talk for hours and hours without stopping, blinking or resting. You will tire 
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